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Dogs vs. Children

by Marlena

With an increasing number of people waiting until later in life to have babies, I can’t help but wonder: are these people getting dogs instead? Are our furry friends taking the place of babies? In my own personal life they have, so far anyway. With this in mind, and for your entertainment, I’ve compiled a short list of why dogs are better than babies.

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1. College is going to cost you a lot more money than obedience school will.

2. A few months of housebreaking and you’re finished cleaning up poop.

3. A pack of wee-wee pads is far cheaper than several years of diapers.

4. Your dog will never talk back to you, ask to borrow your car, or ask you for money.

5. You can have them spayed or neutered, so you’ll never have to worry about teen pregnancy.

6. If, somehow they do have babies, you can always sell them.

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Posted in General, Strange but True on February 27th, 2007

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